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		<title>Barnevogn</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Du skulle kjørt barnevogn, du, ropte den ene bilisten.
- Ja, og du skulle sittet oppi, skrek den andre!



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Du skulle kjørt barnevogn, du, ropte den ene bilisten.<br />
- Ja, og du skulle sittet oppi, skrek den andre!</p>

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		<title>Psykisk syk</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Doktor, jeg tror jeg er en bil!
- Vær så snill å parker der borte!



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Doktor, jeg tror jeg er en bil!<br />
- Vær så snill å parker der borte!</p>

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		<title>Svart salg</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Erik så plutselig at naboen sto ute og lakket bilen sin svart.
- Er du ikke helt klok? Skal du lakke bilen dagen før du skal selge den?
- Rolig, jeg har fått et godt tips.
- Hva da?
- Jeg har hørt at man får dobbel pris når man selger bilen svart!



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Erik så plutselig at naboen sto ute og lakket bilen sin svart.<br />
- Er du ikke helt klok? Skal du lakke bilen dagen før du skal selge den?<br />
- Rolig, jeg har fått et godt tips.<br />
- Hva da?<br />
- Jeg har hørt at man får dobbel pris når man selger bilen svart!</p>

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		<title>Hvordan prate seg fra en fartsbot</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[En politimann stopper en ung blondine som kjører i 80 km/t i en 30 km/t sone. Følgende samtale finner sted:
P: Kan jeg få se sertifikatet ditt?
K: Jeg har ikke noe sertifikat lenger. Det ble jeg fratatt for noen uker siden i forbindelse med promillekjøring.
P: Jaså, kan jeg da få se vognkortet?
K: Dette er ikke min [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>En politimann stopper en ung blondine som kjører i 80 km/t i en 30 km/t sone. Følgende samtale finner sted:<br />
P: Kan jeg få se sertifikatet ditt?<br />
K: Jeg har ikke noe sertifikat lenger. Det ble jeg fratatt for noen uker siden i forbindelse med promillekjøring.<br />
P: Jaså, kan jeg da få se vognkortet?<br />
K: Dette er ikke min bil, jeg har stjålet den.<br />
P: Hva, er bilen stjålet?<br />
K: Ja &#8211; men la meg tenke etter. Jeg tror jeg så vognkortet i hanskerommet da jeg la inn pistolen min.<br />
P: Har du en pistol i hanskerommet?<br />
K: Det stemmer. Jeg la den inn der etter at jeg hadde skutt eieren av bilen. Deretter la jeg henne forresten i bagasjerommet.<br />
P: Har du ett lik i bagasjerommet?<br />
K: Javisst!</p>
<p>Etter disse opplysningene tilkaller politimannen forsterkninger og sin sjef. Bilen omringes og når sjefen ankommer, nærmer han seg langsomt kvinnen og spør igjen: Kan jeg få se sertifikatet ditt?<br />
K: Klart det! Her er det. (Hun viser frem sitt gyldige førerkort).<br />
P: Hvem tilhører denne bilen?<br />
K: Men den er da min! Her er vognkortet.<br />
P: Kan du være se snill og åpne hanskerommet, jeg vil gjerne se etter om det finnes en pistol der.<br />
K: Selvsagt, men jeg har ingen pistol. (og det var naturligvis heller ikke noen pistol i hanskerommet!).<br />
P: Kan jeg få kaste ett blikk i bagasjerommet. Min kollega sier at det ligger ett lik der. (Bagasjerommet er tomt).<br />
P: Nå forstår jeg ingenting lengre. Politimannen som stoppet deg sa at du ikke hadde sertifikat, at du hadde stjålet bilen, at det fantes en pistol i hanskerommet og ett lik i bagasjerommet.<br />
K: Utrolig! Det forundrer meg ikke om han påstår at jeg har kjørt for fort også!?</p>

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		<title>Sønnen vil låne bilen</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Pappa, kan jeg få låne bilen din?
- Hvorfor det sønnen min?
- Da vinner jeg over alle ungene i billøpet.



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Pappa, kan jeg få låne bilen din?<br />
- Hvorfor det sønnen min?<br />
- Da vinner jeg over alle ungene i billøpet.</p>

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